The most fun you can have with your clothes on…

In one word: Guns

I was in the valley with my red neck boys on Saturday and Sunday, and when they are involved, the guns come out, and the fun begins. God I love these guys – they tease me, mock my taste in men, let me shoot their guns until I can’t shoot anymore, plus they buy me dinner and supply me with as much alcohol as I want to drink.  And to top it all off, they never hit on me or have any expectation that I should have sex with them as repayment for all of this awesomeness.  That’s some seriously nice friends I have there.

We were supposed to go deer hunting, but had to change the plan due to circumstances that were mostly down to me. Anyway, thanks to them, I spent Sunday afternoon with a Ruger, a scope, a 30 round magazine that was filled more times than I can count, and shot the shit out of a whole lot of apples, targets, and even made some pop cans dance : )  It was beyond fun.  Particularly when I had a whole lot of shots like this:


And no, I wasn’t ten feet away – I did that from 75 yards!!

I’m still excited about it and that was four days ago. So you can only imagine how beyond excited I am that I got this last night:


Well, I am 100% hooked! Not to mention that I have found my new hobby – getting really, really good at shooting handguns.  Of course, as I would do, I pick an expensive hobby that is a bottomless money pit, not to mention the 45 minute commute in my gas guzzling vehicle every time I want to shoot a gun.

But, all worth it – this really is the most fun you can have with your clothes on, hands down! And actually, not something you could do naked as holy shit that would have the potential to go south quickly – picture hot bullet casings hitting delicate, naked flesh as they are ejected from the gun.  (As an aside, do nudists/naturists ever carry guns, and if they do, how does that work?)

So, in the interests of keeping the economy going, I am signed up for the Holster course next week, and the Level 2 pistol course in December.  Chippy NS Chick is going to rock that range!  And, I’m pretty sure my Christmas gift to myself this year is going to be a stunning new handgun, type yet to be determined.

There. An entire blog and not one man drama or complaining man word written : )


The red neck princess rocks the gun range…

Off I went on Saturday afternoon driving out to Hnatiuks with my music cranked to 70’s rock and roll as loud as I could stand. It just really seemed like an amazing prequel to shooting shit all afternoon.

I stayed for nearly three hours, and shot up a bunch of targets and now have a new strategy based on my observation of the guy in the next lane to me. Rather than the targets of the outline of person, he had these cool target practise things that I am totally going to use next time.  Yes, I am becoming slightly obsessed.

And major kudos to the range staff who couldn’t possibly have been more awesome and helpful!

Couple of my targets are below, and I’m pretty happy with how they turned out, although they are the last one I did. I shot 100 rounds of .9mm  (some of them in the centre of this target) and about 400 rounds of .22.  I really liked the Smith and Weston hand gun – fit perfect and easy to shoot.  I’m pretty sure I’m going to be a gun owner by the end of the year )

I liked this gun

I really liked this gun

Nice little grouping

Nice little grouping

Target practise

The 9 mm in the middle and then tried to group the .22 around the target.

And, my friend lent me his fancy ear protectors from when he was in the military, which I loved and now am on a hunt to get a pair of those. And I also need some way hotter looking protective eyeware than what is currently offered up.  I will take suggestions here

To top it all off, I have a range bag to keep my bullets, targets and eventually my guns in. Go big or go home I say  : )

I am totally loving this place and have signed up for the pistol course in November and talked to a guy about competitive shooting. In his words – “the most fun you can have with your clothes on”.  With a recommendation like that, I’m hard pressed not to check that one out.  I suppose if you did naked shooting, it could be unpleasant when hot shell casings blow back on you : )

I’m off to the valley to hunt deer with the boys this weekend (who gave this gorgeous present my first year of hunting in 2012. Yup, it’s pretty shiny – never been used as I suck at hunting, but it was pretty nice of them to get it for me : )


Presented to be in October 2012 – and give the name ‘The Red Neck Princess” at the same time.

I am determined to make J and B proud of me this year! They have taught me everything I know, and this will be the fourth year they’ve taken me hunting and they show nothing put patience, mixed in with a little bit of making fun of me – it’s awesome and I love it.  Plus they cook for me and we get to drink beer!

(KMS and LMK -Can’t you see why I’m totally and will forever be the number one squirrel  now???)

That was more fun than a barrel of monkeys…

I’ve finally found a hobby (besides the ridiculous amount of reading material I plow through during any given month) that I am going to absolutely love.

I mentioned in my last blog about joining a gun club. Well, you are looking at a card carrying member of the Scotia Gun Club!  And I bought my first box of rounds (.22).  500 bullets : )  And shot 250 of them on Saturday afternoon.  And now plan to go to that gun range every Saturday for the rest of the winter.

She Shoots!

(Yup, I realize that thumb position is pretty shitty..)

It was completely relaxing. I’m not sure I’ve ever experienced a better way of getting my mind to go that zen-like.  I drove out to the range thinking about that stupid man, and after two hours of shooting, I had this huge feeling of well-being and happiness.  I was so relaxed. There was nothing but me, the handgun and the target.  I went through three targets and tried two different handguns plus a revolver.

And this is bragging, but the range officer assigned to help me, and the guy in the spot next to me mentioned that they were a tiny bit impressed with my skill in actually hitting the target and managing to do some grouping. i.e. I aim at the same place every time, and a bunch of bullets actually go to that same place I was aiming.  So, I found that quite gratifying.  Nice to get a compliment that has nothing to do with how you look.

One of my targets

One of my targets

So, I’ve signed up for a beginner handgun course in November. With the eventual goal of being good enough to shoot in competitions at some point.  I’m also going to buy a handgun once I figure out what kind I want – the good thing about this place is you can rent them, shoot them, with no commitment to buy them.  I’m going for the 9mm Glock next Saturday, and might even get some practise with a long-gun considering it is hunting season, and that time of year where I walk around the woods with my favourite boys with a gun, but never manage to actually shoot anything but trees.

I’m a happy camper that I found something this fun to do : )